Evil Plastic Santa: Suey by Gary H.

All the life’s a stage and we all want to be the main character in this lavis Bob Fosseian production of our lives. Nothing is realer than cinema. Every perspective can be seen (or just the ones that are important). We know our characters better than we know some of our friends and family. Don’t worry if you’re happy and you know and you really want to show. Cause If you’ve got a song in your heart sing into a telephone and all the world will sing along with you in perfect key and perfect choreography. You’ll walk outside on a busy street and all the world will sing along with you, providing a chorus or someone for you to sing a long to. The people will do thus for no other reason other it’s the thing to do right now, have nothing to do right then or cause there being paid scale. But don’t worry about being upstaged by another performer or having to one day be the supporting singer in another person’s life story being sung in Bollywood fashion. Don’t ever worry that someone will stumble or fumble their lines or that it’ll be you who ruins a person’s ode to love cause you can’t pronounce the words: "devoted to" correctly. They won’t, but if by some odd chance they do you can always The perfomers, including yourself are well trained and well prepared for all of life’s musical moments. Most of the ‘performers’ went to the best performing art schools in the world, some of them were discovered by some chance encounter or "climbed" their way up the social "ladder" or worked on Broadway. There can be only one protagonist, everyone else must be a supporting character.