Evil Plastic Santa: Dividing Forces by Gary H.

Imagine a world where the dividing forces imposed a strict curfew and tarriff just because they felt like it. Who are the dividing forces? Well, they're kind of like the 'x' in an equation. They can represent any value that you wish them to - and if the 'x' variable you had in mind is already a dividing force that already imposes strict curfews and stingent tarrif's -- than not only will you have a doubled, tripled or quadrapled pain in the bugger but you will always be severely scrutinized for a complete and total lack of originality and creativity.
And now before the rant becomes unsalavageble let me explain: The dividing force could be anything, The Easter Bunny, Free Unlimited Checking, anything. If you choice a dividing force that is already a dividing force, to substitute the metaphorical 'x' variable in life instead of something original - you are someone who is guilty of stuck-in-the-box thinking and there is no help for your kind at all. There is no help for 'in the box' thinkers who imagine dividing forces that already impose prohibitive tarrif's and curfews. Alas and goodbye as this blog loses energy and disintegrates to nothingess, returning back to the sub-atomic particles it came from.