Evil Plastic Santa: Type, Scribble and Presto by Gary H.

Type! Type! Type! Push down the button and now a word has formed. Type! Type! Type! Couple a few letters together and now you formed a word. Type! Type! Type! Now we’ve got a paragraph! Type! Type! Type! Now we’ve got a sentence. Type! Type! Type! Now we’ve got a fully written document. Scribe, scribble enough and something coherent shall form. Scribble, scribble, scribble until something interesting comes. Remember old sage advice: "If someone throws enough stuff at the wall eventually something will stick". Any Monkey will be able to tell you that - every monkey can tell you that because its basic monkey physics.

Type, scribble and presto you’ve got something. It might not be the best. It might not even be that good, but you still got something - and that’s all that matters.

Now the words have formed and what do they read:

“The good thing about apathy is that you don’t care what other people think about you. The worst thing about apathy is that you don't care that you don't care.”
The words are formed. It thus the lesson. Class is adjourned. Now go home we must.