Evil Plastic Santa Discount Waffle Emporium: Announcement and Commencement

Welcome to Evil Plastic Santa blog spot and discount waffle emporium. Well there's no waffles and there certainly at no discount, if I had any to sell, but you get the idea. Sorry for being the biggest tease, but tease on I shall until I get super satisfaction (which is 147% groovier than regular, or: vanilla satisfaction).

The format of the Evil Plastic Santa blog spot is simple. I write in a psuedo newsletter fashion. Some of what I write will be short stories, some of them will be a kind of "Letter to the Editor", some will be stream of consciousness', others will be articles and essays, transcripts from conversations and blogs from my mySpace page.

I claim no coolness nor desire to be edgy or be on the cusp of forming some great new philosophy. The internet(s) is full of weirdos. It does not need one more "prophet" (that's the last thing this world needs, these days). The Evil Plastic Blog Spot makes no promises nor does it claim to have a mission statements or personal philosophy that it will contradict within a years time. I make no promises so that I can tell no lies. All I will do is write and write and write and let the dice decide.

Gary H.
Evil Plastic Santa